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WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1/13/2006
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
<br>
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE OR CELL PHONE
IS.
<br>
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY
THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
<br>
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S
ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
...
4 Comments, 536 Views,
31 Votes
,6.50 Score
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my boyfriends 1/9/2006
The first date I had with my boyfriend, he told me he had never
had a blow job before. Apparently I couldn't see through
that. Now we've been together 2 years, and although
he's not like that anymore, it still cracks me up how
I fell for that line. It may not have been his first, but two
years later, it was obviously his best!
2 Comments, 1271 Views,
39 Votes
,5.03 Score
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This is for the girls 1/6/2006
This is for the girls who understand that they aren't
perfect and neither are the guys they're interested
in.. This is for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and
obsess over the slightest glance, whisper or touch because
somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe,
just maybe this time he'll have understood.. This
is a homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are ...
3 Comments, 290 Views,
16 Votes
,6.21 Score
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The Conception of an Obsession 1/1/2006
It happened in a cornfield near Wichita Kansas. She was
a tall, skinny long legged brunette, a little flat chested…
but I never was turned no by big boobs. Dark eyes a cutie nose
and always a big smile.
<br>
One mid summer afternoon we went for a drive in the country
in my Oldsmobile 69… I mean 98, Freudian slip there. She
had her hair tied back and was wearing a ...
0 Comments, 350 Views,
10 Votes
,1.99 Score
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for love 12/22/2005
from the whole body
0 Comments, 68 Views,
2 Votes
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smiles 12/18/2005
when on a blind date is it cool to make a fool at of one self
so to make your date smile?
0 Comments, 105 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Losing my mind 12/17/2005
Being an older man, I find that the little blue pill helps
me a lot. Without it I usually lose it after about 15 minutes,
with it I can usually last an hour or more.
<br>
One day I forgot to take the pill before sex with my wife.
After a less than satisfactory episode I discovered I had
not taken it and told her. Her reply:
<br>
Good - it means only your mind is ...
0 Comments, 309 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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Blind Date Blunder... 12/11/2005
A friend and I were out one evening in a pub... (we're
both male) shortly upon arrival, he confessed as to why
we were there, that is, it was no accident...
<br>
No, he had arranged a blind date for the two of us - knowing
I would have probably refused to attend otherwise. All
things considered, we were already there.
<br>
We positioned ourselves near the door, so as to ...
1 Comments, 289 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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Little Lesson in Oral 12/7/2005
A long time ago, when I was young, dumb, and well..not full
of cum (as I'm female), but rather lusty in my ways~
I learned a valuable lesson. I was only 16, and my parents
had went to Garmisch for a vacation when we lived in Germany.
I, of course, decided to have a party and invite all of my
friends, including my then boyfriend and a few hot guys
I enjoyed flirting with. One of these guys ...
4 Comments, 873 Views,
46 Votes
,4.74 Score
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I had that chance. Her name was Rachel. 12/5/2005
She lay back on her bed. Rachel's sexiness was all engrossing.
Her olive skin covered her limbs like the yellows, greens
and tans of Van Gough Dandelion ‒ symbiotic in his shades.
<br>
Rachel was truly the sexiest woman that men had ever seen.
She was a striking ‒ the kind one writes ballots about.
<br>
I was touched by her essence, which shone brilliantly ...
3 Comments, 324 Views,
18 Votes
,2.17 Score
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A Cold Nose 11/26/2005
Max was my dachshund, I spoiled that dog. I let him sleep
on the bed he used to like to cuddle up.
<br>
I started dating a new guy, Max was a little suspicious of
my new beau, but was reasonably friendly.
<br>
The first time we had sex at my place we were in my bed. Max
was asleep in the frontroom in his basket by the TV.
The sex was hot and focused and at one point he ...
1 Comments, 805 Views,
36 Votes
,5.48 Score
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One that should have been on top 10 list 11/17/2005
I was reading the article "10 Things You Don't
Want To Hear During Sex" and just had to let everyone
know what our #1 would be. I have what you could call a warped
sense of humor. Luckily, over the years my husband has come
to expect just about anything from me. Once during sex,
I was on top riding him and his hard-on disappeared.Me,
being me, spontaneously bursts into laughter, roll off, ...
3 Comments, 649 Views,
28 Votes
,4.06 Score
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AdultFriendFinder 11/15/2005
AdultFriendFinder ---- thats the joke ha
1 Comments, 475 Views,
10 Votes
,1.00 Score
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Should I use a condom in my sexual fantasies? 11/13/2005
This is all true.
<br>
Obviously, most people decide it's wise to use a condom
for sex outside monogamous relationships. And I agree
with this. However, should I also use condoms for sexual
fantasies that take place only in my own head?
<br>
On the face of it, it's a damn stupid question, because
there's no chance of STD infection OR pregnancy from
a sexual fantasy. So ...
6 Comments, 455 Views,
6 Votes
,0.80 Score
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ART OF KISSING 11/10/2005
Kissing Is An Art
<br>
Butterfly Kiss:
With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your
eyelids
against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering
sensation
will match the one in your heart.
<br>
Cheek Kiss:
A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often
the preferred kissing
method of a first date. With your hands on your partner`s
shoulders,
...
0 Comments, 115 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Your Sex Sign Reading ... 11/8/2005
Aquarius
<br>
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists
and turns
<br>
Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when
a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more
an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks
aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship,
it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns ...
1 Comments, 269 Views,
10 Votes
,5.38 Score
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satisfied never 11/5/2005
you know when I saw the handle I was hopeful. but I must of
misinterpreted it he's not the one never satisfied.
you are. Love the broad chest and the beautiful faced just
make sure you have your dildo and lots of batteries. I speak
from experience. One lost soul
1 Comments, 209 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Would you join a group... 10/31/2005
Dear AdultFriendFinder members;
<br>
How many of you would be willing to join a discussion group,
where the membership requirements are. That you must be
willing to go with a current group member or the group’s
moderator, for free and anonymous HIV testing (say within
thirty 30 days from joining the group) and share your test
results with each other to prove that you are both HIV ...
2 Comments, 364 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Normal Shrinkage and other things? 10/20/2005
Things I sometimes wonder about....
If you cook meat it shrinks. So heat causes shrinkage. Yes?
Yet some guys claim cold water causes "ahem"
shrinkage!
Why do they call it a blow job? I don't consider it a job
(it's fun), and I don't think I've
ever blown on one!
Why is the person in the next car always seem to be either
combing their hair, picking their ...
0 Comments, 369 Views,
21 Votes
,5.35 Score
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Blind Date Ditch 10/19/2005
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Blind dates are just plain scary, but it gets a lot worse
when you meet them and discover they are far from even the
most meager of hopes you had for them to be what you wanted.
Here's some tips on how to get rid of them, fast!
<br>
Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date ...
0 Comments, 214 Views,
4 Votes
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the balls 10/18/2005
is it just me or do we not want to have anything to do with the
balls??lol really though. Some can be stinky just like
pussies...and they just sit there so why bother?? I know
i get right in there and do what i can to please my man but it
can become bothersome...no?
2 Comments, 218 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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Emails back and forth at work.... 10/7/2005
Dear Sam,
I am writing to you from work, where I am getting nothing
done.
I want to suck you off.
It's all I can think about and I am totally distracted.
I just want to bury my head in your lap, smell your intoxicating
smell, and lick, suck & swallow all of you.
I love to do it, and you know it.
I want to hear you moan and beg for more. I love that, too.
I have nothing ...
0 Comments, 478 Views,
12 Votes
,3.15 Score
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Boyscout Rule Applies 9/20/2005
After being informed by a new girlfriend that she had a difficult
time cumming, I agreed to incorporate her vibrator into
our lovemaking.
<br>
Things seemed to work well, I felt a bit sidelined sometimes
by the buzz of the mechanical penis, but soon embraced the
idea and enjoyed myself and her. She was getting pretty
excited, as I asked and tried out what she instructed. Just ...
0 Comments, 263 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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I told you so! 9/18/2005
This is a story about a girl I met while working my way through
college. In bed with her for the first time, she explained
that it was very difficult for her to cum. I wasn't about
to let anything get in the way of what was about to happen,
so I said with confidence that I could make her cum through
oral sex.
<br>
Skeptically, she consensented and I was determined to
back up my ...
0 Comments, 221 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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A sailor walked into a bar with a small.... 9/14/2005
A sailor walked into a bar with a small head.
The bartender asked what happened.
<br>
The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days
when I saw a mermaid." <br>
She said, "I will grant you three wishes."
<br>
The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and
suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat
on the horizon. Then I wished I looked ...
0 Comments, 537 Views,
10 Votes
,1.79 Score
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"The Bellhop Twist" 9/13/2005
Preface:
<br>
I recently met the most incredible woman on AdultFriendFinder. Somehow
she enticed me into sharing my fantasy with her. Then after
writing several emails to each other “The Bellhop Twist”
emerged. This fantasy stuff is so much unlike me. In a million
years I would have never thought that building a fantasy
story with someone could be so intellectually and sexually ...
0 Comments, 127 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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"The Bellhop Twist" 9/13/2005
Preface:
<br>
I recently met the most incredible woman on AdultFriendFinder. Somehow
she enticed me into sharing my fantasy with her. Then after
writing several emails to each other “The Bellhop Twist”
emerged. This fantasy stuff is so much unlike me. In a million
years I would have never thought that building a fantasy
story with someone could be so intellectually and sexually ...
0 Comments, 272 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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A game anyone can play!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9/12/2005
Many people that read stories on this site no doubt end up
getting turned on and end up having a sexual encounter of
some type. Some people will be lucky and have someone around
to help out and some will end up having to masturbate.
<br>
Masturbation is one of those things that everyone does
(or just about everyone) but no one talks about. The chat
lines on the internet are one way ...
0 Comments, 267 Views,
9 Votes
,3.85 Score
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interfaith relationship 9/8/2005
Webster's dictionary defines 'interfaith'
as "involving persons of different religious faiths."
Based on this definition, most people associate the word
'interfaith' with couples consisting of members
of two completely different religions, for example, a
Muslim and a Buddhist. 'Interfaith, ' however,
also refers to several other categories of couples.
Couples whose ...
0 Comments, 124 Views,
4 Votes
,1.30 Score
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arousal 9/8/2005
Many people may suppose that the question of the title is
a stupid one, given that the answer is so obvious: women
have breasts for feeding babies. In fact, the question
is a good one, because it is a mystery why the vast majority
of women has breasts. Most women are, at this moment, not
lactating, and yet they have breasts. If breasts were merely
for feeding babies, then ...
0 Comments, 547 Views,
8 Votes
,2.09 Score
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