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Articles by colomountainmn

colomountainmn 64 C
5  Articles
Honor   8/19/2008

This did lousy in the poems section, so I hopefully the joke readers will appreciate it more....



She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And all night long, He was on her and of


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colomountainmn 64 C
5  Articles
Blondes and Turtles   8/19/2008

What do blondes and turtles have in common?



Get them on their backs and they're both fucked!!


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colomountainmn 64 C
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Just looking for a friend Right Now....   8/6/2008

So my man and i want a fairly attractive, reasonably skilled SINGLE, WHITE(regardless of what he tells you) FEMALE to join us for a night of carnal fucking!!! We have looked at dozens and dozens of p


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colomountainmn 64 C
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BABIES   8/4/2008

Why do doctors slap babies on their butts right after they're born?

to knock the dicks off the dumb ones!!!!


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colomountainmn 64 C
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This is offensive, sensitive wemon beware...   8/2/2008

Whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?



Einstiens dick!!!



As a chick with a sense of humor, I thought this was freaking hilarious!!!


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colomountainmn 64 C
5  Articles
HONOR   8/2/2008

She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And all night long, He was on her and off her!!


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